i would love to be a "special offer" serial killer. It would be worth hunting down and then in a very painful way, anniliating "special offer" emails with surveys that go on forever and ever only to get some lame "dinner for two at pizza hut". Ok ok, my iq is 164, i am indeed a textbook genius, every now and again i stoop below hovering near 120-130 (only when filling out an online survey...which i've only done, thankfully once in my life!)
I hate junk mail, junk email, bull---offers etc etc. basically being "hussled"or hassled actually.
I on the otherhand, realize the irony as a retired cnn headline news radio journalist the stuff i dished up at times was truly artistic and masterfully written and spoken...i was the best female newscaster in the u.s. for radio anyway.
Well, just needed to get that out! I love my family and friends. my step daughter J is SOOOO BEAUTIFUL! I am very excited to see her sweet beautiful big brown eyes and happy, kind personality...(this is not meant to be sarcastic, she really is beautiful and I love her very much!) I also get to see my "miss arizona" gorgeous other stepdaughter, K. Boy my husband is not only a fabulous obgyn, sexy doctor...but he sure makes cute babies....whether delivering them or...I digress.
I am so happy to be heterosexual, because my husband is VERY hetero (unlike my exhusband, a dentist and VERY homosexual, but a nice guy is a best-girl-friend-kinda-way...and when he wasn't freaking on me...or about me) anyway...Because Dr. H and I are true soulmates, he literally feels like a part of me. I love the way he does surgery, delivers a baby, comforts me , loves me, walks with me and travels with me... He graduated with honors from med school.. i am very lucky indeed!
I have dated:
Neurosurgeon (from s. africa, white guy, too rich and a little bit stuck up but otherwise nice and cute
2 dentists 1. my ex, very nice, except men turn him on, and me being a woman...well it was a problem...hence my divorcing him for dr. h. and subsequent marriage in which i blissfully reside!
2. dentist, adorable lds guy from seattle, very kind, gentle,, i think he must have thought i was crazy. ..you had to be there.. but he is very cute, and if you are reading this "dentist from seattle", i am sorry for being so confused & dropping out of sight...you were definately a fun and cute transitional man.
orthopedic surgeon, . very cute,nice intelligent...but it felt too much like i was dating a "brother". yes he is lds, i watched him perform back surgery, did a great job (i'm also an emt, and kinda consider myself an MD without the degree). But whenhe made rounds and pulled the morphine pump from his poor patient, i thought he was rather strict... he told his patient, who had the saddest look of pleading in his eyes, "ummm, its been 2 days since your major lumbar back surgery, lets get rid of the morphine pump" (i think i was gonna punch him out for the poor patient.. i wanted to sneak back and reconnect it for him...percocet...givemeabreak!!! for major back surgery????) I would have titrated him down after like 3 and a half days. gave him some vicoden cause it has motrin an anti-inflammatory and some narcotic, and a cold/heat pack regimen and light stretching ...
Well, i am happy i picked the obgyn, bruce is so tender, loving, kind, merciful, funny, cute, sexy, know what to do, where to do it, where to find it and fix it...well ok, this is getting a little steamy but seriously, after 10 years of marriage I am so in love with this man i cant believe it!
Well, i am also grateful he is an excellent mormon guy too... he love the Lord and the Gospel so much! We pray together all the time, both love to do geneology (he's the one that found my great grandpa from Athens Greece, he was a Pharmacist. I always thought of myself as a eccentric scientist...but nonviolent of course. Just very curious... i love the lab! I have a sort of lab in my house in the kitchen... i want to create a much nicer one someday.
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